We wanted flying cars, we got 140 characters.
Vaccines have saved literally billions of human lives.
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.” they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”
me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me